Roving Picture library

We have our roving reporter out and about and he sends in these picture stories from time-to-time. Still, sometimes he doesn't so it's not all bad!
View them in order - there is a caption on each one.

2009 11 DAY OF DANCE

01 - Right lads, I think we'll do ...erm ...err ...What's that Nigel(q)...	02 - ...OK, Nigel, you can be No1. Doh!	03 - YES!! ...but thanks all the same, I'll sit this one out, ta.	04 - How about some line dancing(q)	05 - I want to do knees-bends.
06 - We want to do semaphore.	07 - Well I'm the Squire and I say we'll all do litter stomping, so there.	08 - Well we've decided to do the cha-cha-cha, so there back!	09 - We've changed our minds and want to try cock-fighting	10 - I want to strike Dick in the goolies!
11 - Thanks a lot, Roger!	12 - My, have I got a headache...	13 - ...Oh no! They're all falling over now.	14 - There we are. A brand new vari-dance.	15 - Coo! Just look at that flying pig.
16 - Snuffin' quite like it!	17 - Snuffin' likes Roger	18 - Oh, I see, Leonard, it's left foot back, not right foot forward.	19 - Yes, Robert, and don't forget to stick your tongue out.	20 - One Charlie...
21 - ...spawns another(q)	22 - By the way, lads, I had the Fullers! says Harry...	23 - ...Still. make's for great farts, though.	24 - Good grief, Dan, let's get up the other end again, quick.	25 - I can't do it, Dad, I've come up against a physical fart barrier.
26 - Scoop it up Boys. That's good Herts air, that is.	27 - Ooh look, the smell's made me hands go all limp.	28 - I don't now what all the fuss was about. That was my fart, boyos.	29 - Has anyone seen my ferret(q)	30 - What you have to do, Charlie, is take a deep breath early on.
31 - Ho ho ho! After you Ken, After you!	32 - I think you all did a great job today, lads.	33 - Who's he talking to(q) Don't matter...	34 - ...nobody's listening...	35 - ...As usual!
36 - ... Oh, and God bless John. Amen.	37 - We_were_there	38 - We were there... ...plus this fellow!

2008 07 WHITCHURCH MORRIS RING MEETING

01-Let there be no rain, Lord.	02-Winchester with a foot up
03-Way t' go, Albert!	04-'Twasn't me, says John. No. 'Twas me, grinned Dick!	05-The Morris Ring's very own Charlie	06-A Most Reliant Ram Robin (slightly p'd, perhaps)	07-A Ramekin.
08-Grand-Ram-Dad	09-Ramblin'	10-Rambling	11-Ramsbottom	12-Rambeau, perhaps
13-And now folks, the Thaxted Zeimbekiko Double Jig!	14-It's only coke and ice, Dad (in some brown water!)	15-As long as it's not money you're after, Ken.	16-Is it Ken in the chair, Mike	17-Ken's learned what the Bag's for at last, Tee he.-1
18-I think I've been done.-1	19-That'll teach him.-1	19-That'll teach him.	20-Taxi!	21-It's all in the hips, you know.-1
22-Any moment now ....-1	23-Aw. Squire!-1	24-...Ahh!-1	25-Cheers Charlie	26-Hey Doc, what can I do about this 3rd foot what's growin' out o' my knee.
27-Don't Laugh At Me ('cause I'm A Fool)	28-Help, Ian, me feet are stuck!	29-Not many fiddlers can play like I do, you know.	30-What's this. Mr Bush giving cash away...	31-Aha! Fooled you there, didn't I
32-Oooh. I love you, I love you, I love you.	33-Sorry, Leonard. All Church contibutions'll have to wait till Sunday.	34-Now let me see. Your back subs will be ....-1	35-Chaz the Dazz-1	36-Can I do yer ('ankies) now, Sir.-1
37-Harthill hoistin' a Honey-1