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ROVING REPORTER A - WHITCHURCH MORRIS RING MEETING 08

01-Let there be no rain, Lord.	02-Winchester with a foot up	03-Way t' go, Albert!	04-'Twasn't me, says John. No. 'Twas me, grinned Dick!	05-The Morris Ring's very own Charlie
06-A Most Reliant Ram Robin (slightly p'd, perhaps)	07-A Ramekin.	08-Grand-Ram-Dad	09-Ramblin'	10-Rambling
11-Ramsbottom	12-Rambeau, perhaps	13-And now folks, the Thaxted Zeimbekiko Double Jig!	14-It's only coke and ice, Dad (in some brown water!)	15-As long as it's not money you're after, Ken.
16-Is it Ken in the chair, Mike	17-Ken's learned what the Bag's for at last, Tee he.-1	18-I think I've been done.-1	19-That'll teach him.-1	19-That'll teach him.
20-Taxi!	21-It's all in the hips, you know.-1	22-Any moment now ....-1	23-Aw. Squire!-1	24-...Ahh!-1
25-Cheers Charlie	26-Hey Doc, what can I do about this 3rd foot what's growin' out o' my knee.	27-Don't Laugh At Me ('cause I'm A Fool)	28-Help, Ian, me feet are stuck!	29-Not many fiddlers can play like I do, you know.
30-What's this. Mr Bush giving cash away...	31-Aha! Fooled you there, didn't I	32-Oooh. I love you, I love you, I love you.	33-Sorry, Leonard. All Church contibutions'll have to wait till Sunday.	34-Now let me see. Your back subs will be ....-1
35-Chaz the Dazz-1	36-Can I do yer ('ankies) now, Sir.-1	37-Harthill hoistin' a Honey-1

ROVING REPORTER B - LEEDS 08

01 - I'm feeling really sprightly today, Allan, prepare to be amazed.	02 - Roll up. Roll up. It's Nigel's jig!	03 - That's my mate Nigel, that is.	04 - Go for it Nigel!	05 - Wow! Have you seen this Nigel bloke. Incredible!
06 - No-one's gonna believe this back home!	07 - Drat! I wish I could work out Dad's secret technique.	08 - Don't say anything, Mike, but I spiked Nigel's beer!	09 - Look, Roger, see how far Nigel's got off the ground this time ...	10 - I don't think Pam can see the stepladder from there, Sally.
11 - I wish I could lend you a hand, Nigel, but I only seem to have one just now.	12 - No. You're kidding me. That's not Nigel, surely.	13 - Howzat!	14 - Well done, Nigel!	15 - Lift those feet up, Charlie, we can't let that Nigel out-dance us!
16 - Let's see now, what did Nigel do.	17 - It's no good, I just can't match the man's style.	18 - I'd kiss you, John, but something's stopping me ...	19 - Yes, Nigel, your hand's in the way!	20 - Hey, did you see Nigel's jig.
21 - I'd tell you my secret, Sally, but you might hurt yourself.	22 - That can't have been Nigel. Must be sommat wrong with my glasses.	23 - Like this, Roger.	24 - Misery me, mutters Moss, this lot are just so not Whitchurch.	25 - Even the Squire can only just levitate.
26 - Okay! Okay! We give in! We can't do it like Nigel either.	27 - We were off down there to get Nigel a zimmer, but we've changed our minds now.	28 - The true source of Nigel's vigour!	29 - It's Pam's Craving Arms for me, in Rosemarybushwick.	30 - T-turn the v-volume d-down a b-bit, M-mike!