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27th September 2008

ROVING REPORTER A - WHITCHURCH MORRIS RING MEETING 08

01-Let there be no rain, Lord.

02-Winchester with a foot up

03-Way t' go, Albert!

04-'Twasn't me, says John. No. 'Twas me, grinned Dick!

05-The Morris Ring's very own Charlie

06-A Most Reliant Ram Robin (slightly p'd, perhaps)

07-A Ramekin.

08-Grand-Ram-Dad

09-Ramblin'

10-Rambling

11-Ramsbottom

12-Rambeau, perhaps

13-And now folks, the Thaxted Zeimbekiko Double Jig!

14-It's only coke and ice, Dad (in some brown water!)

15-As long as it's not money you're after, Ken.

16-Is it Ken in the chair, Mike

17-Ken's learned what the Bag's for at last, Tee he.-1

18-I think I've been done.-1

19-That'll teach him.-1

19-That'll teach him.

20-Taxi!

21-It's all in the hips, you know.-1

22-Any moment now ....-1

23-Aw. Squire!-1

24-...Ahh!-1

25-Cheers Charlie

26-Hey Doc, what can I do about this 3rd foot what's growin' out o' my knee.

27-Don't Laugh At Me ('cause I'm A Fool)

28-Help, Ian, me feet are stuck!

29-Not many fiddlers can play like I do, you know.

30-What's this. Mr Bush giving cash away...

31-Aha! Fooled you there, didn't I

32-Oooh. I love you, I love you, I love you.

33-Sorry, Leonard. All Church contibutions'll have to wait till Sunday.

34-Now let me see. Your back subs will be ....-1

35-Chaz the Dazz-1

36-Can I do yer ('ankies) now, Sir.-1

37-Harthill hoistin' a Honey-1

ROVING REPORTER B - LEEDS 08

01 - I'm feeling really sprightly today, Allan, prepare to be amazed.

02 - Roll up. Roll up. It's Nigel's jig!

03 - That's my mate Nigel, that is.

04 - Go for it Nigel!

05 - Wow! Have you seen this Nigel bloke. Incredible!

06 - No-one's gonna believe this back home!

07 - Drat! I wish I could work out Dad's secret technique.

08 - Don't say anything, Mike, but I spiked Nigel's beer!

09 - Look, Roger, see how far Nigel's got off the ground this time ...

10 - I don't think Pam can see the stepladder from there, Sally.

11 - I wish I could lend you a hand, Nigel, but I only seem to have one just now.

12 - No. You're kidding me. That's not Nigel, surely.

13 - Howzat!

14 - Well done, Nigel!

15 - Lift those feet up, Charlie, we can't let that Nigel out-dance us!

16 - Let's see now, what did Nigel do.

17 - It's no good, I just can't match the man's style.

18 - I'd kiss you, John, but something's stopping me ...

19 - Yes, Nigel, your hand's in the way!

20 - Hey, did you see Nigel's jig.

21 - I'd tell you my secret, Sally, but you might hurt yourself.

22 - That can't have been Nigel. Must be sommat wrong with my glasses.

23 - Like this, Roger.

24 - Misery me, mutters Moss, this lot are just so not Whitchurch.

25 - Even the Squire can only just levitate.

26 - Okay! Okay! We give in! We can't do it like Nigel either.

27 - We were off down there to get Nigel a zimmer, but we've changed our minds now.

28 - The true source of Nigel's vigour!

29 - It's Pam's Craving Arms for me, in Rosemarybushwick.

30 - T-turn the v-volume d-down a b-bit, M-mike!